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Sunday, June 2, 2019

Current Comedian of our home - Nemo

nm forgot his lunch bag today and I had to go to his school to give him the bag. In the evening we had a discussion on the same.

Amma: Oi, why dint you take  your lunch bag?
nm: I am an innocent, it is you who forgot to give it to me.
Amma: Wait, I will also forget to give you the TV remote?
nm: Maa, what is the dinner today?

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Amma: Why did  you hit Anna?
nm: With all due respect, I am an innocent in the name of the Law.
Amma: AAAAaahh.(where in world, you are learning this???)

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nm and me were cracking the tamarind shells off the pulp. There was an understanding that whoever cracks more will be awarded 10 rupees.

Amma: Oi, you have cracked more tamarind that me.
nm: I am suppose to get more than 10 rupees..
Amma: Why.. why.. why?
nm: I competed with THE BEST and won. So I deserve more.
Amma: So how much is that 'more'?
nm: Atleast 100 folds..
Amma: Nee polzhachikuva da. (HR oda pilla illaya(Son of HR))

And after negotiation, he got 20 folds.. Naughty Kitten, my Sweet heart..



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